Fluttershy My Little Pony

Hello, welcome to the wintryturtle empire!

Make yourself comfortable, or dont. you can also just ignore this website completely and go back to gooning or whatever you were doing before this. hope you enjoy your time here!

also, if you know me irl.............hi! dont talk abt this. we're still working things out so sshhhhhh. tell alll ur friends when im finished with this website tho!

yo

Ok, so I am very new to all of this, and it will take me a while to understand this, but for now, hello! Weblcome to the wintryturtle website! im a scared, angsty motherfucker turtle trying to mmake sense of the world around me by making a blog, which details all of my gripes and feelings n shit about llife! sooo thats what im trying 2 do here. just make a little blog for myself so i can be fucknn weird and just vent out all of my emotions and feelings. so basically twitter, but like, only for me. think of this as like, online therapy, effectively. idk if that maeks sense. so yea im gonna try and code a whole BLOG on this thing! not sure how ill do it, especially cause im using a fucknn DINKY ass macbook laptop, bbut i will DO IT!!! HEED MY WORDS, FELLOW INTERNET USER!!! YOU SHALL SEE ME THRIVE ON THIS DIGITAL ONLINE LANDSCAPE MADE OF MY OWN MECHANISMS! MY MIND WILL EXCEED THE DIFFICULTY OF THE TASK, FOR I CAN DO ANYTHING!!! HHEHEHEHAAHAHAHAHAAA!!!! but yea, thats basically it. have fun, i guess. stay kind, stay cringe, and stay you!

Here's john:

My interests and other things I like!!!! Things that I RLLY like that make me who i am!!!

Woah hey look at this list here!

  • Homestuck
  • why Homestuck? Well, let's talk about that. Homestuck is a webcomic made by an insane horse-obsessed man named Andrew Hussie, who in 2009 stumbled upon internet gold by creating a comic about gay people, a novel idea at the time, as gay people were just discovered to be real at the turn of the century. since 2009, the comic has gone on to inspire many cringe weirdos to devote their entire lives to it. Like me! Most of this website, which i plan to make into a blog, will be devoted to Homestuck, and everything regarding Homestuck. I used to do this on twitter, but then i realized that Twitter is a deplorable, awful website running on fumes and elon musk's wet steamy butthole hairs. so i'm gonna do it here! now only if i can figure out how to link other websites i make to this main page.....give me a sec here!!!

  • My Little Pony
  • Wings of Fire
  • Music!
  • Yume nikki and other RPG maker games...like Yume 2kki hahaha (srsly tho yume 2kki is like one of the coolest things ever go play it if u havent)
  • Art history...more like (f)art history amirite hheheehhahahahaa
  • Literature! Authors like Haruki Murakami, Yukio Mishima, Kurt Vonnegut, and other funky little guys
  • The Bible

  • some music that I like!

  • underscores
  • Jane Remover
  • Ninajirachi
  • Vylet Pony
  • Radiohead
  • Car Seat Headrest
  • My Bloody Valentine
  • WEEZER!!!
  • The 1975
  • HEY! click on me here! This leads to another part of the website!

    that's right, i figured out how to make other links to stuff that I MADE as well! This is where you say, "wow wintry, you are so talented and cool." oh wow really? oh my gosh, pleaseeee you FLATTTEr meeEeEEE!!

    Have you seen this man?

    Dance party?

    Dance party. Muthafuckin dance party